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Dear Car Gods

4/29/2011

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Dear Car Gods,
Please stop attacking me.  I'm pleading with you.  I will get my car registered with the State of California.  I have an appt May 18th.  But you know there is this whole money thing.  I know you are angry but throwing an awning off an Arby's at my windshield just makes it take longer.  Or putting a cop on my previously un-policed street to give me tickets two days in a row, just makes it take longer.  Or the strange rattling sound that now comes from the bottom of my car.  Or the fact that I can hear my brakes when I just got them in August.  Or Or Or. Grace me mighty ones with just a  moment to catch up. One moment or a winning mega millions lotto ticket.  You're choice. But I would go with the lotto ticket.

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Parking Lot Paving Chicago link
7/24/2012 04:37:50 pm

You are sharing, such a great information about the car. You are giving the reliable information that is really helpful for us. I like the way you explain the things. Thanks a lot...

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forklift refresher training link
8/15/2012 08:42:02 pm

The blog post is related to the car.I like the blog post to read.Thanks a lot for posting.

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Gillian link
7/24/2012 04:54:12 pm

Thank you?! Am I explaining things well about the car? Is this the car Gods. I knew you were listening!

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Sam
4/21/2017 08:59:45 am

Did the car gods help? I am riveted here! This story was only posted 6 years ago.

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Mariam Weber link
12/9/2020 07:35:36 pm

Thanks for writing tthis

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