Girlfriend Beats Boyfriend at Mortal Kombat

Unsuspecting Oak Forest, Illinois resident Jeremy Hynes was distraught yesterday after his then girlfriend, Karen Duran, fatally wounded his beloved Mortal Kombat character, Sub Zero. 

“He said he wanted to spend some time together.  I wanted to watch a movie, but he made me play that dumb game,” says former girlfriend Duran.  “He freaked out.  I don’t know.  I just like Kitana because she’s girl.”

Neighbors report the couple exited their house to the front lawn where they proceed to act out the match.  The grappling caught the attention of passing police officers.  Although no arrests were made, officers did enjoy a mighty battle.

“She was just button mashing.  I wanted to prove I could kick her ass in real life,” said Hynes while iced his broken jaw.

Hynes has not been charged, although Duran plans to pursue charges and may attempt the signature “Kiss of Doom” in the courtroom.