Quick Bit

So I went to an open mic at Cafe 212 last night.  I had already hit an mic in the valley, but I was being hard core and decided to hit two.  Anyhey, I get there after sign up has started and I am #25 on the list.  It was 8:45pm.  I was like "okay, I will get up at like 11:30.  Three hours later it is time for me to go up...The girl before is about to go.  I have sat through three hours of open mic comedy, which is similar to sitting through a high school pep rally, awful.  I am 3 minutes away from touching the mic.  When bam, the girl before me pulls out the mic from the stand and the sound system blows.  She throws a fit, and refuses to do her set.  The host turns and looks at me like, "What about you will please distract and keep this going?"  Hell Yeah!  So I waited three hours to do my set screaming at a 24 hour coffee shop.  HIGHLIGHT.  Reminder: I will not try and double up on mics unless they are close to my house.